Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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