i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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