those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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