He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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