It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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