Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Randomize
