no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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