i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
