My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Randomize
