This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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