My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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