didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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