I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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