10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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