I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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