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Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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