walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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