Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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