FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I miss vodka workout Fridays
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
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