At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
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