their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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