i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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