Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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