worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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