And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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