Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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