i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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