doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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