The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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