I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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