All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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