normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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