i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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