quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I think my moral compass just broke
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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