No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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