that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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