fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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