so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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