If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
