butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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