Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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