Church boner. Awkwardddd
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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