Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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