What did we do last night that was yellow?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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