i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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