Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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