they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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