Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
My boob is missing a layer of skin
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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