I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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