So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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