Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
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